Stitches Movie Review

Stitches
                               

Stitches in a British comedy horror movie released in 2012. This film is written by Conor McMahon and David O'Brien and directed by Conor McMahon. The main characters of the movie Stitches are played by Ross Noble, Tommy Knight, Shane Murray-Corcoran, Gemma-Leah Devereux, Thommas Kane Byrnes and Eoghan McQuinn. This movie has the use of the dark humor, like what we saw in the movie The Cabin In The Woods. 

Stitches is about a clown who dies accidentally by the prank of some kids and a few years later, comes back to take his revenge.

A scene from the movie Stitches

Plot:

The movie Stitches starts with a clown named ‘Stitches’ having sex with a lady in his cabin. Suddenly an alarm reminds him of a party which he is supposed to attend. So he dashes to the party.

That party was the birthday party of a small boy named Tom. Tom and his friends are having a good time in Tom’s house before Stitches arrives. Stitches reaches there and takes his fees from Tom’s mother in advance, before he even enters the house.

Now, Stitches starts his performance to the children. He is the worst clown ever, considering his performance and behavior. On the other hand, the kids keep interrupting and humiliating him at each of his attempts to entertain the children. Suddenly, a boy, a friend of Tom tries to pull a prank on Stitches by tying his shoelaces together. But this goes horribly wrong, and the accident causes Stitches’ death.

Naturally, the children become scared and sad, specially Tom. From his tree-house, he sees the funeral of Stitches with a telescope. Later on that night, he visits Stitches’ grave to pay his respects. But following some sounds, Tom goes to a nearby house where a group of clowns are performing some special rituals for Stitches. The group catches him, but then leaves him unharmed.

Six years have passed. Tom and his friends are now teens and go to the same school. Tom has grown as a shy boy, who is often bullied by his classmates. His birthday is coming soon, and suddenly he starts hallucinating about Stitches, both in his home and in his school.

Tom’s parents are going to be away at the time of his birthday, so he plans to have a very small birthday party that will include only his very close friends. But one of his friends spreads the words out, so his birthday party becomes a big party containing a good number of teens and all of them, who were there at the time of Stitches’ death.

A copy of the invitation letter of Tom’s party flies to Stitches’ grave. At the eve of Tom’s birthday, Stitches rises from his grave and heads to Tom’s party to seek his revenge.

He manages to hide at the house and starts killing Tom’s friends in a way that is related to how each of them humiliated Stitches before his death. He manages to kill a few of them before anyone notices. But then Tom sees him and wants to alarm everyone about his presence.

At first, his friends don’t believe him. But when they do, its already late and Stitches has taken the lives of a few teens. Only Tom, His childhood crush and another friend of his is alive from that party of six years ago. They must run for their lives while Stitches is chasing them.

They also realize, to stay alive, they must find a way to kill Stitches.

My review about the movie Stitches:

First of all, I didn’t like Stitches at all. It felt like I’ve totally wasted my time by watching it.

The plot of Stitches is peculiar and pointless. The screenplay and direction felt awful. IMDB lists this movie as a comedy/horror. But I haven’t found any comedy element in Stitches. I’m not sure if the director has made this movie in this way on purpose, may be it was supposed to be funny. Blame my sense of humor as much as you want, I totally failed to find the ‘fun’ part anywhere.

The acting of all the main characters of Stitches were good, and its surprising, comparing with all the other elements of this movie. The dialogues are ridiculous, specially the dialogues of Stitches. The lighting, camera works and the set designs were also not that bad.

The worst parts of the movie Stitches are its gore scenes. Those scenes look unnecessary and disgusting, with very bad special effect and make ups. Again, may be whose scenes were supposed to be funny, but not for me.

Considering the sexual content, bad language and gore scenes, Stitches is surely not a movie that you can consider watching with children.

So, finally, as I’ve written ago, this movie seemed a total waste of time for me. But surprisingly, Stitches has a little better than average IMDB rating of 5.7 (while I’m writing this review), so may be its me who is missing something here. But its not such a movie, which I want to watch second time to find the missing, pieces. My recommendation:  stay away from Stitches if you don’t want to waste your time.

Have you watched Stitches? How did you like it? If you have liked it, would you please care to share here what am I missing? There must be something wrong.

If you are interested,

Official movie website: http://www.stitchesmovie.com

IMDB link: Stitches IMDB

Wikipedia Link: Stitches Wiki
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The Collapsed Movie Review

The Collapsed

                                       

The Collapsed is a horror thriller movie released in 2011. This film is written by Kevin Hutchinson and Justin McConnell and directed by Justin McConnell. The four main characters of the movie The Collapsed are played by John Fantasia, Steve Vieira, Anna Ross and Lise Moule.

The Collapsed is about a family of four members, who tries to survive from some mysterious people who are on a hunt to kill everyone around.

A scene from the movie The Collapsed

Plot:

The plot of The Collapsed starts with a family of four; the dad, the mom and the brother and the sister, hiding in a dark place in a city from some strange dangerous people. They find the existence of those dangerous people in their hiding place, so they leave that place very carefully and move to a basement train station. They spend the night there in the dark. Later at that night, the father hears some strange noise.

On the next morning, they finds a car with some dead bodies around (and inside) it and then they take the car to leave the city. Their target is to find the other brother who lives a little far away and they guess that place will be safer as it is a less crowded area.

On the way, they find that their car is running out of gas. So they stop at a gas station. Although they find the gas refill machines out of order, but they manage to get some supplies from the store there. But soon two masked man come there with guns, so the family runs away from the store through the back door and continues their journey through the woods by feet.

At one point, they stop to take some rest. The sister gets separated for a while but comes back to others safely. After a little argument, the father and the son goes back to the store again to get some more supplies and to take back their car. They find their car fully out of gas, while they manage to get some supplies. While coming back to the mother and the daughter, the son falls a little behind his father and they find that the mother and the daughter both have been killed in the meantime. They bury the bodies. The son wants to go after the killers, but his father stops him.

Now the father and the son continues their journey. They find a cabin in the woods with some foods and beers. They spend the night there, where the father and the son talk about some of their family issues.

On the next morning, they start their journey again. They spend that night open in the woods but they survive without facing any danger. On the next morning, they were on their journey again as usual before they sense someone's presence around them. Then a sniper shoots the son on the leg. He falls down and the father tries to save him, but the sniper finally kills him. The father follows the sniper, which leads him to cabin where some of those strange men and some survivors were residing. There the father tries to take the revenge of all the deaths of his family members but in return, he gets the horrible answers about the mystery happening around that place. 

  My review about the movie The Collapsed:

The whole movie The Collapsed didn't seem impressive at all, except the last five minutes.

The plot is very simple and straightforward until the ending. Throughout the whole The Collapsed, I kept wondering about those mysterious men who are trying to kill them. But almost nothing about their intention was shown until the ending, which, instead of keeping the thrills up, felt annoying. The direction and the screenplay also felt very poor. The charters didn't seem realistic all the times in The Collapsed. For example, when two killers were out there nearby with guns, how can a girl go away from the group to shave her legs? Again, in a situation like that, how come the father and the son get separated with the guns leaving the mother and the daughter defenseless in the jungle?

The whole movie kept on going boring and I can't blame anyone if he/she gives up watching this in halfway. But those who are patient enough to continue watching The Collapsed till the end, will be rewarded with some good excitement at the very end. The twist was somewhat unpredictable and I must say, impressive. Although it doesn't give a very good explanation or most of the answers that comes to the mind while watching The Collapsed (even some of the most basic ones) but as a fantasy, it felt good.

The acting of none of the characters of the movie The Collapsed were very good. To me, the acting of the leading character, the father, felt worst. The dialogues were also very poor. At some parts, the dialogues felt redundant.

On the good sides of The Collapsed are the music, the lighting, the location and the set design and the camera effects. The combinations of all these are good enough so that you won't get a feeling of watching regular B grade movie.

There are no nude scenes in The Collapsed. But this movie contains some gore scenes, so I think you shouldn't watch it with children.

So, finally, as I've written above, The Collapsed is a below average movie with a good ending. The twist in the ending makes this movie its worth, but the lack in other important issues (like acting, dialogues, screenplay and so on) pulls it down so much that the ending alone can't cover them up. I wouldn't recommend watching The Collapsed to others.

How did you like The Collapsed? Do you share the same feeling about it with me? Share with others in the comments.

To know more about it:

Wikipedia link: no wikipedia link was found for it.

IMDB link : The Collapsed IMDB
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After Earth Movie Review

After Earth
                                              

After Earth is a science fiction adventure action thriller movie released in 2013. This movie is written by Will Smith, Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. The two main characters of After Earth are played by Will Smith and his son, Jaden Smith. The other artists of this movie are Sophie Okonedo, Zoë Kravitz, Sacha Dhawan and Chris Geere. This release date of this movie is close to Tom Cruise's Oblivion.

After earth tells the story of the future world, where a space ship crash lands on planet earth, living only two survivors. One survivor, the captain of the ship is severely injured, so its all up to the other one, his young son, to find a beacon in the hostile environment and send signal for help.

Will Smith and Jaden Smith in After Earth

Plot:

After Earth tells the story of future, when humans have abandoned the earth and have moved to another planet. But they are not alone on that planet. There are some aliens, who start to haunt and kill human. Technically, those aliens can’t see. But they can sense human’s fear, so they hunt by this. Humans are always on a fight with theses aliens. The Ranger Corps are leading the fight, and General Cypher Raige a renowned soldier of them. He is fearless about these aliens, so to them, he is invisible. This technique is called ghosting
.

Cypher has a young son named Kitai who is getting training to get in The Ranger Corps. In one examination, although he has very good result in theoretical part, he fails for his bad performance in the field.  That was the day when Cypher is returning from one of his journeys.

Kitai was feeling down, so his mother suggests Cypher to take him to journey with him. Cypher agrees and then he takes Kitai with him on his last mission before retirement. Their spaceship has several crews and soldiers and an alien which will be used for training. Suddenly their ship faces some asteroid shower. Cypher’s wisdom and experience saves the ship for the first time, but the environment damages the ship heavily.

They have no other option than to crash land on planet earth. The landing breaks the ship in two parts. All the crews, except Cypher and Kitai are dead. Cypher is badly injured and the beacon of the ship is broken. To send message for help, they need to find another beacon, which is at the tail part of the ship. But the accident has thrown the tail of the ship to far away from the head part, where Cypher and Kitai is currently located.

So, now its all up to Kitai to go and find the other beacon on the tail of the broken ship in this hostile environment. Cypher instructs him well about surviving in there. The planet becomes very cold during the night, so before night, Kitai must find the hotspots. Kitai also has communication system and different life support materials with him. The alien is free on the planet, which is another tension for Cypher.

Kitai starts his journey. He keeps constant communication with Cypher. Using the communication systems, from the ship, Cypher can see all around Kitai and he also has a map to guide Kitai. At first, Kitai gets scared and does something against the instructions of Cypher. He falls in danger for that but survives. Then he keeps on following Cypher’s instructions.

At one point, when Kitai was running out of his oxygen supplies, Cypher orders him to abort his mission and to come back to the ship. Kitai then reminds Cypher about their past family occurrences and finally jumps of a cliff to take a shortcut to his mission. He is saved, but at one point, his communication device breaks. From the ship, Cypher can only see Kitai, but can’t send in instructions.

So, now Kitai, a young boy, is all alone is a deadly environment. He does not have any further instruction or navigation. While his oxygen supply is running low, he must rely on his instincts to survive in this hostile environment and save his and his father’s life.

My review about the movie After Earth:

I found After Earth as a very average science fiction movie.

The plot is good, but its very predictable. There was not much surprise in the whole movie. Although the plot of After Earth is perfect for a science fiction movie, but the parts where Kitai was following the exactly what Cypher was saying to himself seemed too dramatic to be real. The family history and Kitai’s imaginations were good small touches.

The biggest problem of After Earth was its casting. The whole movie is centered on Jaden Smith. But his acting and maturity didn’t seem enough to carry him on this big task. He was not a good fit for the leading character of such a movie . I was missing typical Will Smith charm at the beginning of After Earth but it came on as the movie proceeded.  The acting of the other characters are good. The make ups and the dialogues were good too.

The special effects of After Earth were pretty decent and the alien looked scary. But I watched Oblivion just few days ago, so during the whole movie, the comparison between After Earth and Oblivion came in my mind. And I felt sorry that considering the set design, special effects and cinematography, After Earth is nothing compared to Oblivion. If you have watched Oblivion recently, I guess, you will also feel the difference, although both of them are different types of movies. This can be a common case, because both of the science fictions have been released in nearby time. You may miss the beautiful cinematography of Oblivion in After Earth.  

There is nothing is the movie After Earth, which may restrict a kid to see it.

So, the biggest flaw of this movie is the role of Jaden Smith. We have seen his beautiful acting in the movie Pursuit Of Happiness, when he was much smaller. I believe he will grow up as a great actor, considering who his father is, but in After Earth, it seemed like he is not ready yet.  It also felt like, the role given to him in this movie is too much for him at this age. The director could make the role of Will Smith stronger or could give him more screen time outside the spaceship to make this movie better.

Another thing is, as a movie of Will Smith, I felt a little disappointed by After Earth. Will Smith is one of my all-time favorite actors, and like other millions of his fans, I expect only beautiful movies from him. After all those beautiful movies, he has given us two consecutive just ‘good’ movies in recent times, Men in Black 3 and then After Earth. We all want to see those beautiful movies of him again.

So, overall, After Earth seemed just as a regular science fiction movie, nothing special. The presence of Will Smith in this movie is very limited and the main character seemed weak in acting. The score even goes lower, if you compare it with Tom Cruise’s Oblivion, which is also released in recent times. You can also see, After Earth holds a little lower than average IMDB rating of 4.9 while I’m writing this review. Finally, I’ll recommend watching After Earth to all movie lovers, although I’m, not sure how much it will be loved.

How did you feel about After Earth? Share with others in comments.

To know more:

IMDB Link: After Earth Movie IMDB

Wikipedia Link: After Earth Wiki

My review of the movie Oblivion: Oblivion Movie Review

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